This is my zweihender. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My zweihender is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my zweihender is useless. Without my zweihender, I am useless. I must fire my zweihender True. I must beat straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must strike him before he strikes me. I will ...
My zweihender and I know that what counts in war is not the estus we drink, the help of blue sentiels, nor the poison we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...
My zweihender is human, even as I, because it is my zweihender. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its chaos. I will keep my zweihender clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before Gods, I swear this creed. My zweihender and I are the defenders of our world. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of our life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but us.
